Rage against the Machine

[dryfter]

I am rebelling against my evil overlordlandlord by.. encouraging very small trees to grow between the paving-stone cracks, near the house, so that one day they will rise up against it, and destroy his poorly-maintained terraced house.

You've got to think in the long-term, y'see?

Comments

[missyk8.livejournal.com]

Now that is evil genius planning!

[exmoor-cat.livejournal.com]

Any cracks up to a metre from the foundations of the house should do the trick.

[cybered.livejournal.com]

genius!

:)

[noondaydemon.livejournal.com]

Bwaaahaahaahaaaaa!!! What you must do now is plant small trees in his mouth to prevent badly-thought-up, insulting-to-the-intelligence-bullshit reasons escaping as to WHY the house is so badly maintained

[voofy.livejournal.com]

cherry trees work best

[wintrmute.livejournal.com]

I'll take note of that then.


(and hope that my insurance company never reads my LJ, years into the future when I want to buy a house of my own..)